This Greeting card is for assholes. Sing along with this online greeting card. Were you born an asshole or did you work at it.

 

 

SEND THIS CARD

STEP #1: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both yours and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.
PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS

Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

 

STEP #2: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Make sure you don't pick both colors the same if you want your recipient to be able to read the card.

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

 

STEP #3: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your title and message. Your title will appear at the top of your card in larger print.

Card Title
Your Message

 

STEP #4: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. This text will show at the bottom of  your card and be in italics. Examples would be:

  • Love, Snookums
  • Best Wishes, Bill
  • Sincerely, Monica

 

STEP #5: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen (next screen).


If you don't see the card read on:

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Most newer browsers already have the Flash Plugin installed.
If you don't have it you don't know what you are missing.
Recipients of your greeting card should automatically be prompted to load the Plugin.


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